MOST AWESOME LETTER:
Dear Bart Cameron,
I will attach “Laxness in Naples”. The old bard is still on the move.
Laxness in Naples
In Naples I chanced upon Halldór Laxness. It was strange,
because he had died that spring. He smiled, delighted
beneath his newly-trimmed moustache and walked quickly through
the spacious room, an unostentatious restaurant
with white tableclothes near Piazza Garibaldi.
He seemed in good health, dressed in light pants
and a plaid tweed jacket, just like the photos
from Iceland in the fifties. He sat down at a table occupied
by a woman and a man, and the three of them spoke spiritedly
to each other in Italian, while the waiter served wine
and various courses for them; first pasta,
then fish, bread and salad.
Halldór Laxness ate with gusto,
his laughter braying, and he waw engaged in the conversation.
That pleased me, I had heard he’d grown senile and,
besides, he was dead.
When their meal was almost over, I felt like
going over to say hello, tell him how glad I was
to see him hale and well. But I lacked the words,
and perhaps he wouldn’t like being recognized
in a strange country, now that he was dead.
Instead I listened intensely to their conversation,
when suddenly I managed to catch an utterly
clear reply: “The God of humans is of varying greatness,
just like they are,” Laxness said. “Small people have small gods,
and the small-minded look in vain
for Him in a microscope.” He laughed heartily.
In the end the two Italians got up from the table.
The woman gave a little speech, while she brought out a parcel,
the size of a book and gave it to Halldór Laxness.
He opened the parcel with great care.
It turned out to contain a pair or socks, possibly silk.
Haldór Laxness was moved, tears welled in his eyes,
and he said something in a soft slurred voice. I couldn’t
make out every word, but his Italian was beautiful,
and I understood him to say: “Thank you,
that is a good gift. And it’s not even
© Niels Hav
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Dear Niels Hav,
Thank you! This is just beautiful, it really is. Enjoy your meal and send more!
Like the great Gil Scott-Heron once said: I’m new here. Been around a couple of months now and quite enjoying it. Like most of the music, been able to make friends at the bars and clubs although I often wish there was one quiet bar there where you could talk to people instead of nodding your head at them over the loud music and I got a nice place to stay. Complaints are the regular, everything is expensive and people can be cold, but it’s nothing I can’t deal with. I’ve a feeling this winter will be good for me. I even love all the snow!
You guys have been a great resource ever since I first thought about coming. I might even have gotten the idea from reading an article of yours for all I know. I like the news and the music coverage along with the variety of articles even though not all of it is interesting to me. There is one thing that I think you’re lacking however and this is ME! I would love to contribute to your fine publication. What do I do? How do I go on about it? Do I get paid?
Also it would be great if you could make me letter of the month so I can go eat that banquet. Btw what is up with Bakkus? Its been closed the last few times Ive gone by there.
thank you so very much for your letter, and your kind words. It’s cool to know we might have inspired you to come over, lord knows we need more people over here. Lots and lots more people, so we can one day win the Olympics and Eurovision (strength in numbers and all that).
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