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Horror-Scopes: The Signs As 100 Gecs Songs
Amateur astrology brought to you via the divine wisdom bestowed upon us by 100 gecs. Aries: hand crushed by a mallet That’s a lot of anger you’re carrying around in that little body of yours, but don’t sweat it, everyone you hate…
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Horror-Scopes: We Get It, Scorpio You Love Halloween
In Horror-Scopes, the Grapevine’s dedicated team of amateur astrologists give you their mystical insights on how to live a long and fulfilling life. Think of us as psychic grandmas. We love you. Aries Your TikTok game is perfect, but maybe wait til you…
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Horror-Scopes: The Fault In Your Stars
In Horror-Scopes, Grapevine’s dedicated team of professional astrologists breaks down your upcoming weeks based on shit like where the planet Venus was at the rough moment you were born. Aries Beware: If you don’t show up for the Pride Parade, you will…
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Grapevine’s Political Horoscope
We at Grapevine pride ourselves on being on the cutting edge of analysis and the scientific method. In keeping with this, we offer for you this definitive political horoscope to help you navigate your way through the political landscape. What should you…
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Geminis Comprise Largest Share Of Icelanders
If you ever wanted to know what the most and least common astrological signs in Iceland are, and how they compare to the US and Europe, Statistics Iceland has compiled the data for you. According to their findings, Geminis are the most…
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Summer Solstice In The Age Of Aquarius
From Hljómskálagarðurinn park, she takes me on a meditational walk around the pond. Our steps are perfectly in tandem and I feel separated from the rest of the world, jogging happily past us in the sun. She chooses a mantra about the…