What is the deepest ravine in Iceland?
The Prime Minister’s approval ratings!
I read in the news this week that Inspired by Iceland has launched a human search engine called Ask Guðmundur. How does it feel to have a rival?
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT,
Dear Travel Junkie,
There are enough stupid questions to go around.
— Donnie Rust (@DonnieRust) April 29, 2015
Donnie probably contacted Guðmundur because he wanted a kind-hearted, friendly Icelander to diligently explain with words and science that “no, not all Icelanders have blue eyes because genetics, haha.”
Donnie probably didn’t contact me because he doesn’t know I exist and if he did he wouldn’t want a snarky Icelander to imply his Twitter account was being haunted by the ghost of Dr. Mengele.
Something I now suspect to be the case.
What do puffins sound like?
Dear Power Puff,
Puffins are known for their husky and sexually potent baritone voices.