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  • Lost In Google Translation: Music Sickness?

    Lost In Google Translation: Music Sickness?

    If you’re looking for an Icelandic meal to give you food poisoning this summer, boy do we have the article for you! A piece ran in RÚV recently with the headline “Sex Sjúklegar Íslenskar Sumarplötur,” or “Six Sickly Icelandic Summer Plates,” so…

  • Study Finds Google Translate Is Sexist

    Study Finds Google Translate Is Sexist

    A study finds that using Google translate for English to Icelandic translations has gender bias, reports Frettablaðið. [su_pullquote]Who better to ask what’s best in Reykjavík than the people who live here? Every year we round up a panel of experts and enthusiasts…

  • Lost In Translation: Pigs Might Bark

    Lost In Translation: Pigs Might Bark

    Mad scientists have done it again! Several litters of a new, genetically modified, genius breed of barking pigs have been raised and trained to be part of an elite healthcare task force. Entrusted to eradicate diseases once and for all. This pandemic…

  • Lost In Google Translation: Cetacean Roe

    Lost In Google Translation: Cetacean Roe

    Hear ye, hear ye, biologists! A headline from today reads: The minke whale has laid six eggs. An egg laying whale? Could global warming be the cause of this bizarre anomaly? I picture eggs the size of cars floating about the surface…

  • Lost In Google Translation: A Real Head Scratcher

    Lost In Google Translation: A Real Head Scratcher

    A short, sad story: Bob, an eager American exchange student, is starting his Icelandic adventure. On his way to school, he scrolls through local news. A headline stands out: “The police are looking for a man with a headache.”   He thinks: “That…

  • Lost In Google Translation: Dude, Where’s My Carp?

    Lost In Google Translation: Dude, Where’s My Carp?

    Imagine you’re laid out, soaking up some rays in the lovely green area of Elliðaárdalur, living your absolute best life when, out of nowhere, the skies darken. You squint through your extended hand to see a large dark mass travelling across the…

  • Lost in Google Translation: Iceland Saves All Animals, Real or Not

    Lost in Google Translation: Iceland Saves All Animals, Real or Not

    According to Fréttablaðið, a wooden parrot was courageously rescued by the Icelandic fire brigade on May 17th. At first, the Grapevine was less than impressed. It wasn’t exactly the brazen, eye-catching rescue we all crave, in a country where reporters dash to…

  • Lost in Google Translation – Maximum Crime, Minimum Punishment

    Lost in Google Translation – Maximum Crime, Minimum Punishment

    Hey! Are you a no good, lousy, stinking criminal? Do you want to nab as much swag as you can with as few consequences as possible? Well, as a journalist, I have news for you! The punishment for stealing everything in Iceland…

  • Lost In Google Translation: Save Our… Rhinos?

    Lost In Google Translation: Save Our… Rhinos?

    In what may be a bizarre surprise to many of you, Iceland now has rhinos! This completely blew us away at Grapevine HQ! We were ready to go on safari. Our photographer was fiddling around with his lens’ trying to figure out…

  • Lost In Google Translation: British Bríet And The Thirst For Balls

    Lost In Google Translation: British Bríet And The Thirst For Balls

    Google mistranslates a couple of recent Icelandic news headlines into English, and we giggle behind our hands. Ball-thirsty ballers Here the GoogleGrinder™ delivers a spectacular English shredding of a headline about party-goers breaking alcohol licencing laws. The phrase “ballþyrstir kærðir fyrir brot…

  • Lost In Google Translation: Rise Of The Machines

    Lost In Google Translation: Rise Of The Machines

    In a news story reporting on various Icelandic conservatives comparing the failed insurrection at the US Capitol on January 6th to Iceland’s mass protests of 2008-2009, the Google translation of “Sjálf­stæðis­menn vilja leggja bús­á­halda­byltingu og á­rásina á þinghúsið í Bandaríkjunum að jöfnu”…

  • Google Translate Icelandic News: Spanish Balls & Ripped Off Jaws

    Google Translate Icelandic News: Spanish Balls & Ripped Off Jaws

    Icelandic news are interesting (somewhat), Google Translate is amazing, but together they make for a strange and confusing cocktail. Therefore, every Tuesday we’ll bring you all the biggest headlines in Iceland via the finest translation software in the world. Now, football can…