A man bearing all the signs of being a zombie was spotted in a supermarket last night. The matter was immediately reported to the police.
RÚV reports that the man in question was spotted at about 20:00, walking in the aisles of the store. He was seen by witnesses to be walking with a halted gait, unaware of his surroundings, and gnawing on a piece of raw meat he had taken from the freezer. He did not speak, but rather groaned when addressed.
Police were called to the scene, but his friends intervened. They explained that the man in question was not a zombie nor pretending to be one – he was just very drunk, and actually had no idea that it was Halloween. They were allowed to take the man home to sleep off his intoxication.
It is unknown what, if any, equipment the police had on hand to deal with a potential zombie.
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