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Don’t Ask Nanna: About Icelandic Nipples

Don’t Ask Nanna: About Icelandic Nipples

Published March 27, 2015

Dear GigaWalrus,

I understand exactly what you’re talking about because there is a coherent linear correlation between the two points in your question.

If women show their breasts then obviously they cannot have an opinion on how virtual breasts look like in gaming.

Because women can’t have opinions on how they are represented in the products they consume as well as opinions on their right to represent themselves in public spaces.  Who do they think they are? People?

Best,

Nanna

Dear DJ Memory,

That’s what I keep telling the police but they keep saying, “no Nanna, a man walking around naked isn’t rape, we can’t arrest your husband for getting out of the shower. And anyway, only men of non-Icelandic cultures rape, just ask Gubbi Lögga.”

Jokes on them though, because my husband’s Danish. ARREST HIM GUBBI! ARREST HIM NOW!

Your Friend,

Nanna

Dear Daren,

Given that your Twitter bio lists the “NRA”, “Nationalism” and “No Quran” among your interests I am going to assume that you and I are on completely the same wavelength on all things.

I hate mammary glands too! Almost as much as I love shooting people with guns for my country and devaluing other people’s faiths in a God over my own faith in a God.

What a cool, well adjusted and clearly well educated guy you are, Daren. Maybe we should hook up for coffee sometime? Maybe plot to bomb an abortion centre or discuss ways to inject more Christianity into the public school system while cutting spending on arts and science?

Best,

Nanna

Dear Synonymous Dream,

Isn’t it like, fucking… like… you know like… I don’t like, even… you know… like… like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like.

Like,

Nanna

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