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#IcelandSmites: Turkey Smaught 2-1; Euro 2020 Looking Good
Iceland’s mighty armada of deadly footballing wildlings visited unholy ruination upon the meek, scampering mice of Turkey yesterday in an emphatic 2-1 smiting on the way to Euro 2020 glory. The game was considered a must-win for both teams, as the competition…
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#IcelandSmites: Hamrén’s Listing Longship Aims For Euro 2020
There are no two ways about it: the globe-straddling, battle-hardened, foaming-at-the-mouth, never-say-die berserker glory of the Iceland men’s national football team, under the tutelage of Swedish coach Erik Hamrén, has dimmed. Of course, any manager taking on a new team needs time…
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Iceland Smites: Iceland Thrash Andorra, Fail In France
As the Icelandic Football Association continued picking out altars on which to store the Euro 2020 trophy in the great hall, the team got to work on smiting their way into the finals of the tournament for the second time running. Here’s…
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#IcelandSmites: How We’ll Decimate France At Euro 2020
DRUMS! Drums in the deep! That’s right: our football team is abroad once more… and our Iceland Euro 2020 smiting destiny is calling. Young warlords rise up Iceland’s squad for the imminent conquest of Euro 2020 has been announced. Alongside the scarred…
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#IcelandSmites: Iceland On Track To Win Euro 2020
As the European 2019-20 season heads to its climax, Iceland’s quest to be crowned the best Viking football horde in Europe looms ever closer. The Euro 2020 qualifiers are coming and, like the White Walkers marching into Westeros, we’re ready. Euro trophy…
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#IcelandSmites: Horde In Hamrén-induced Hypersleep; Glory Abounds Anyway
After the end of their injury-smited, ignominious UEFA Nation’s League campaign, the horde has dispersed back to their day jobs, once more smiting all and sundry in the top-tier contests across Europe. Here’s a rundown of the latest news from Camp Smite.…
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Iceland To Beat World Champs France On Path To Inevitable Euro 2020 Triumph
The Euro 2020 qualification groups have been drawn, and Iceland will once against face their old rivals, World Cup holders France. France ended Iceland’s legendary Euro 2016 run in the quarter finals, but the last time the two sides met in a…