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#IcelandSmites: Iceland Smash Qatar At Football In Thrilling 1-1 Victory

#IcelandSmites: Iceland Smash Qatar At Football In Thrilling 1-1 Victory

Published November 15, 2017

The Icelandic men’s national football team smited the bejesus out of the unfortunate wretches of Qatar yesterday in Doha. In an almost-empty stadium, the “friendly” (“fiendly,” more like) match was quite a thriller. The Qatari team was well organised and their players showed impressive individual skill and a flowing attacking style, but were ultimately thrashed 1-1 by the marauding Icelandic horde.

We, now equipped with 280 Twitter characters to smite with, live-tweeted the game. Here’s our play-by-play analysis.

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