From Iceland — ICELAND PREPARE TO SMITE AND DECIMATE HUNGARY AT EURO 2016

ICELAND PREPARE TO SMITE AND DECIMATE HUNGARY AT EURO 2016

Published June 17, 2016

ICELAND PREPARE TO SMITE AND DECIMATE HUNGARY AT EURO 2016

After their heroic 1-1 victory against the flouncing, melodramatic demimonde Cristiano Ronaldo’s Portugal, Iceland’s heroic eleven left the famous prima donna throwing a hissyfit before the raised eyebrow of the worldwide media.

After showering briefly in the flood of #RonaldoTears, they now march onwards in their once-in-four-generations quest for the Euro 2016 trophy.

The next obstacle is the team from Hungary. Here are our thoughts ahead of Iceland’s next step on the path to inevitable glory.

Yo ref… so, this is cool, yeah?

A psychological ripple of premonition passes through the nation of Hungary.

Our eyes briefly alight on some possible future victims.

If only they knew the smiting that awaited them.

The gods watch over us.

The elements are on our side.

And now, we march…

Follow our pre-game and live commentary at twitter.com/rvkgrapevine.

football grapevine tweet on BBC Euro 2016

Also read: LONG READ—Football On The Edge Of The World: The Icelandic Game Comes Of Age.

Also Read: MATCH REVIEW—Iceland’s 1-1 Smiting Of Portugal

Also Read: PREVIEW—Iceland’s March To Certain Victory At Euro 2016

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